The Laying on of Hands - the Fine Line between Pleasure and Pain at the local Massage Parlour.
Stalking and Subterfuge - When Does the Love of a Story and the Sending of a Fan Letter Cross the Line?
Effing Real Estate Agents Episodes Two and Three - The Fair Trading Office and its Big Brother the Tenancy Tribunal.
Out of Office Assistant - On Preparing so Far in Advance for your Vacation you Make Yourself Redundant.
Going to Bat - Having a Boss Who Will Back your Colleagues into an Apologetic Corner on Your Behalf. [Thanks Cap'n]
Packing Up and Packing My Bags- The Trans-Car Park and Trans-Pacific Expresses Roll into Town.
So...
Which one do you want first?

Oh gosh, you really know how to make us salivate, but who am I kidding? I totally vote for the laying on of hands too!
Love, love love it!
You Clever Clogs!